Sword, James Morisset, English (1781).

(Source: collections.vam.ac.uk)

(Source: maxinealienmonster)

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I FUCKING LOVE SAND!

(Source: worldlyanimals)

confessionsofminecraft:

“I like having tamed wolves or ocelots sit in my house. They make me feel less lonely in minecraft.”

derlaine:

My boyfriend calibrated the KitchenAid Mixer and Nerf gun

This is actually awesome.

(Source: textfromdog)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THAT’S RIGHT, DRAG IT. DRAG THAT LONG, SEXY ASS.

OH MY GOD, MOM. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?

YOUR FATHER HAS A VERY NICE BACKSIDE. I’M COMMENTING ON IT.

THAT’S SO GROSS. YOU’RE GROSSING ME OUT. DAD, TELL HER SHE’S BEING A SICKO.

HONEY, YOU’RE BEING “A SICKO” AND UPSETTING SAMUEL WITH YOUR COMPLETELY ACCURATE REMARK ABOUT HOW GREAT MY ASS IS.

I’M NOT SORRY.

YOU HEAR THAT, CHAMP? YOUR MOTHER IS UNREPENTANT. SHE’S A WOMAN OF STRONG CONVICTIONS, AND I THINK WE SHOULD RESPECT THAT.

poke-problems:

dad please

you’re talking to the next league champion / savior of the world / rayquaza owner